The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to remind him that he is already degraded.
-George Orwell
"Like it or not, you're an astronaut."
-Buckminster Fuller
Experience is the worst teacher. It always gives the test first and the instruction afterward.
-Unknown
Humor is everywhere, in that there's irony in just about anything a human does.
- Bill Nye
Metphor is like analogy.